The Radio Planet · who paid for the hour
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Nobody bought a radio programme. A soap company did, and put its name on the door.
For thirty years an American network sold a single advertiser the whole half hour, and the advertiser hired the writers, the band and the star. That is why the shows are called the Lux Radio Theatre, the Kraft Music Hall, the Texaco Star Theater — and why Harlow Wilcox walked into the plot every week to sell floor wax. This wing files the archive the way the trade press filed it: by the account.
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Accounts
4,925
Broadcasts
2,954
Hours of air time
1920–1963
Years covered
Account 1 · 1931–1959
Johnson's WaxThe House That Wax Built
1,570 broadcasts · 620 h
S. C. Johnson of Racine bought a half-hour in 1935 and kept it for fifteen years. Harlow Wilcox walked into 79 Wistful Vista every week and sold floor polish to Fibber McGee in the middle of the plot — the only commercial in American radio that audiences waited for.
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
(xx) Smackout
1 June 1931 · 19 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
0020-TheMcgeesWin79WistfulVista
26 August 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
A Courtroom Full of McGees
21 October 1935 · 30 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
A Dip In The Ocean
15 July 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Anything to Get out of Scrubbing the Back Porch
23 September 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Buying Vegetables At A Roadside Stand
25 November 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Christmas Shopping
9 December 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Crackshot McGee
29 July 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
FMM 1935-07-25 (15) The Baseball Instructor
25 July 1935 · 28 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Hanging the Curtains from a Stepladder
16 September 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Hot Dogs And A Blowout
30 April 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
How to Ride a Bicycle
7 October 1935 · 30 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Lighting The Furnace With Gasoline
18 November 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Man On The Street Radio Interviews
2 December 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
McGee is Psychic
12 August 1935 · 30 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
Meeting Senator In Washington
8 July 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
My Heart Beats for You
19 June 1935 · 29 min
Fibber Mcgee and Molly
New Year's Celebration
30 December 1935 · 29 min
Showing the first 18 of 1,570. Browse the archive for the rest of the run.
Account 2 · 1935–1955
Lux Toilet SoapLux Presents Hollywood
1,213 broadcasts · 1,180 h · 3 series
Lever Brothers put nine out of ten screen stars in front of a microphone to say they used Lux — and paid for the biggest film-adaptation series radio ever mounted. Cecil B. DeMille introduced it from Hollywood for nine seasons.
Lux Radio Theater
Dulcy
28 October 1935 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Dulcy
28 October 1935 · 57 min
Lux Radio Theater
The Show-Off
9 December 1935 · 50 min
Lux Radio Theater
Alias Jimmy Valentine
9 November 1936 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Alias Jimmy Valentine
9 November 1936 · 57 min
Lux Radio Theater
Alias The Deacon
2 March 1936 · 57 min
Lux Radio Theater
Burlesque
15 June 1936 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Burlesque
15 June 1936 · 58 min
Lux Radio Theater
Cavalcade
28 December 1936 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Cavalcade
28 December 1936 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Chained
27 July 1936 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Chained
27 July 1936 · 1h 1m
Lux Radio Theater
Cheating Cheaters
31 August 1936 · 1h 1m
Lux Radio Theater
Cheating Cheaters
31 August 1936 · 1h 0m
Lux Radio Theater
Conversation Piece
16 November 1936 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Conversation Piece
16 November 1936 · 58 min
Lux Radio Theater
Elmer the Great
5 October 1936 · 59 min
Lux Radio Theater
Elmer The Great
5 October 1936 · 58 min
Showing the first 18 of 1,213. Browse the archive for the rest of the run.
Account 3 · 1933–1949
KraftThe Kraft Music Hall
399 broadcasts · 233 h · 6 series
Kraft Phenix Cheese hired Bing Crosby, then Al Jolson, and let them talk between records. The cheese copy was read straight into the room, and the hour set the shape of the American variety show.
Kraft Music Hall
1933(USA)Archives19331130PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)
30 November 1933 · 43 min
Kraft Music Hall
1933(USA)Archives19331207PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)
7 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Bambalina
14 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Great Day, Guest - Pickens Sisters
28 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Love Is Sweeping The Country, Guest - Harold Arlen, Johnny Mercer
7 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Peter, Peter
30 November 1933 · 43 min
Big Band Remotes
KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman
30 November 1933 · 43 min
Big Band Remotes
KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman Bambalina
14 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Big Band Remotes
KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman Great Day
28 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Big Band Remotes
KraftMusicHall wPaulWhiteman LovesSweepingCountry
7 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
Paul Whiteman Kraft Music Hall 331214 First Song Bambalina, Old Time Radio
14 December 1933 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
1934(USA)Archives19340111PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)
11 January 1934 · 1h 1m
Kraft Music Hall
1934(USA)Archives19340201PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)
1 February 1934 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
1934(USA)Archives19340419PaulWhitemanOrch(KraftMusicHall)
19 April 1934 · 1h 0m
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Alexanders Ragtime Band, Guest - Jack Teagarden
13 December 1934 · 57 min
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Clap Your Hands, Guest - Johnny Mercer, Lee Wiley (30 min due to FDR broadcast at 10:30)
28 June 1934 · 27 min
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Espana Rhapsody, Guest - Yvonne Gall
6 December 1934 · 1h 57m
Kraft Music Hall
First Song - Hit Hunting, Guest - Johnny Mercer, Jack Teagarden, Derek Oldham
20 December 1934 · 59 min
Showing the first 18 of 399. Browse the archive for the rest of the run.
Account 4 · 1941–1945
Lucky StrikeYour Hit Parade
387 broadcasts · 262 h · 5 series
American Tobacco's George Washington Hill counted the nation's song sales every week and had them played in rank order, with an auctioneer's chant for tobacco between numbers. Advertising invented the pop chart.
Account 5 · 1936–1944
TexacoTexaco Star Theater
325 broadcasts · 188 h · 4 series
The oil company put Fred Allen, then Ed Wynn as the Texaco Fire Chief, then Milton Berle in front of the country — and had the announcer name the service station on every corner before the first laugh.
Account 6 · 1945–1949
PhilcoThe Philco Radio Time
236 broadcasts · 118 h · 3 series
The company that built the receiver bought the programme. Philco's Radio Time with Crosby was the first network show recorded on tape rather than played live — the sponsor paid to change how broadcasting worked.
Account 7 · 1942–1952
ChesterfieldSound Off for Chesterfield
170 broadcasts · 82 h · 5 series
Liggett & Myers bought bandstands: Glenn Miller's Moonlight Serenade, the Chesterfield Supper Club with Perry Como, the Bing Crosby half hour. Fifteen minutes of music, two minutes of tobacco.
Account 8 · 1920–1959
FordThe Ford Hour
103 broadcasts · 80 h · 3 series
Dearborn sponsored symphony, then anthology drama, then a Sunday evening hour that treated the automobile as a civic institution. Ford's copy sold an idea of America as much as a car.
Account 9 · 1938–1940
PepsodentThe Pepsodent Show
102 broadcasts · 49 h · 3 series
Lever's toothpaste paid for Amos 'n' Andy, then Bob Hope. The brand name sat in the title of the highest-rated comedy in the country for a decade.
Account 10 · undated
CamelThe Camel Caravan
95 broadcasts · 18 h
R. J. Reynolds carried Benny Goodman, Bob Crosby and Vaughn Monroe, and shipped the show to army camps as the Camel Caravan for the duration.
Account 11 · 1944–1948
Old GoldNot a Cough in a Carload
92 broadcasts · 44 h · 3 series
Lorillard's cigarette carried Woody Herman's band and, in 1944, a Hollywood comedy theatre with a different film star each week. The claim in the slogan was untrue, which did nothing to slow the sales.
Account 12 · 1940–1952
WrigleyDoublemint Time
57 broadcasts · 28 h · 6 series
Chewing gum bought Gene Autry's Melody Ranch and the Wrigley variety half-hours — a five-cent product that could afford network time every week of the year.
Account 13 · 1938–1952
Maxwell HouseGood to the Last Drop
55 broadcasts · 13 h · 8 series
General Foods' coffee bought the Maxwell House Show Boat, then Fanny Brice as Baby Snooks — a sponsor whose slogan outlived every programme it paid for.
Account 14 · undated
Coca-ColaThe Pause That Refreshes
51 broadcasts · 6 h · 2 series
Coca-Cola bought Sunday afternoons, Morton Downey, Percy Faith and Spike Jones, and named a whole programme after its own advertising line.
Account 15 · 1944
FirestoneThe Voice of Firestone
44 broadcasts · 19 h · 3 series
A tyre company bought a concert hour, kept it on the air for thirty-eight years, and refused to make it any more popular than it was.
Account 16 · 1948–1963
Campbell'sThe Campbell Playhouse
14 broadcasts · 8 h · 6 series
Campbell Soup took over Orson Welles' Mercury Theatre after the Martians landed and put its name on the title card. Welles read the soup copy himself, under protest.
Account 17 · 1944–1953
Jell-OJell-O Again
6 broadcasts · 2 h · 3 series
General Foods gave Jack Benny six delicious flavours to announce, and the audience learned to chant them back. When the sponsor changed to Grape-Nuts the joke had to be rewritten.
Account 18 · 1948–1956
Chase & SanbornThe Chase and Sanborn Hour
3 broadcasts · 2 h · 3 series
Standard Brands' coffee paid Edgar Bergen and a wooden dummy to insult the guests, and put Mae West on the air in 1937 to a national scandal.
Account 19 · 1944–1948
LifebuoyB-O
2 broadcasts · 1 h · 2 series
Lever Brothers' soap invented body odour as a public problem, announced it with a foghorn, and paid for Al Jolson and the Big Show to spread the news.
Account 20 · 1935
Bell TelephoneThe Telephone Hour
1 broadcast · 1 h
AT&T sponsored no jokes at all: a full orchestra, a guest soloist, and a reminder that the long-distance line was a wonder of the age.
How these are filed
A broadcast joins an account only when the transfer’s own title names the brand, or when the sponsor bought and titled the entire series. Nothing is inferred from a programme’s reputation. The commercials you will hear are the original period breaks, left in as broadcast — they are half the reason these recordings are worth keeping.
